Friday, October 29, 2010

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The songs of our cartoons they have a hidden meaning?

As Arthur would say, we are all children of the TV.

The cartoons we watched as children we sometimes return in memory through songs of generic ... I can give you Capitaine Flam (" Caaaaaaaaapitaine Flam, you're not ...") or Casimir (" Now is the time laughing and singing ...")

But for some of these cartoons, if you take the songs and doing an analysis of words with our eyes of adults, there are some ambiguous passages.

Example 1: Denver the last dinosaur


In this cartoon originally broadcast on France 3 in 1988, one can follow the adventures of four teenagers who discover and adopt a dinosaur named Denver. And like most cartoons, is remembered as much (or more?) Of the cartoon as the theme song:







I do not know if you hit but like me has meant the singer when he sings: "Denver, the Last Dinosaur. is my friend and more !" Does this mean that the band of friends that did not guitar and skateboard with Denver (if you know what I mean)?

Another instructive example: Noddy

And here you will tell me that no-no, there is no double meanings. Noddy is pure, Noddy is a key figure of our childhood, genuine pink flag of the library.

And yet, listen to the words of this generic







Again, I am a bit skeptical when the singer sings " For pennies, you will know the adventure with him. "Does this mean that Noddy knows very well Pigalle and the Bois de Boulogne?" But this is not possible, Noddy is not a p. ..

I prefer to forget it and return a value on: Disney . Although a recent video of Winnie made much noise and there I think we can not do worse in the misinterpretation of a song.
The video happens when a small Darby daughter pointed out that Winnie the Pooh from other animals, it lacks Darby and Winnie a little something. And a little something, it even comes to the singing.







I give you the words because it's caviar

"if I had a tail, it would make me jump, wriggle,
send a balloon up to heaven,
J ' should be so proud in that I never let her fall, I hesitate
she would point to the sun ! "


I think the porn actor Rocco Siffredi is a family man. What would it be like if he was singing this song to her children ...

I'm sick, I broke my figures of childhood, too much sex, too much trash, too murky. Fortunately, my friends are there to help me. When I told him I was looking for a cartoon with a lot of innocence, they recommended a very popular U.S. cartoon South Park. I hate to see it, it seems that I will not be disappointed ....

Thursday, October 28, 2010

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Vidéobuzz: when Saturday Night Live parody our French series

Surprise on American TV! Indeed, the cult American comedy show Saturday Night Live has caricatured our French series, especially one of them passing on France 3 ( nameless ).

This gives us a series entitled "Youth in Paris", French skit played by actors New York and actress Emma Stone as a guest on the show.

result is more like the French phonetics than anything else, we do not understand everything but it's still funny. By cons when the actors are interrupted for gesticulate on the song "Your Pain" Camille, there is still a certain class, that class I would call "the French A".







Even if it's supposed to be fun (more or less) of our current French series, we feel that
about France, they are mostly left on Godard and New Wave.

can not be stressed enough: the clichés die hard ..

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

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Humor: Top 5 jokes in honor of Georges Freche

RIP Georges Freche. Today

What place the funeral of the former mayor of Montpellier Georges Freche, who died Sunday at the age of 72. Whether it was liked or disliked, what is it that the disappearance of the President of the Languedoc-Roussillon leaves no one indifferent.

Some see the religious ceremony at Montpellier one last opportunity to pay tribute to him today, I see rather a final opportunity to make jokes about his Name for the pleasure of the joke and the joke.

Here are the TOP 5 FALSE homage to Georges Freche:

5 - From where he is, I'm curious what would he think of her in the coffin, Freche.

4 - Homage to you, Georges Freche, the official inventor of "At the Frêche.








3 - It seems that Georges Freche would not have died in his office but in the restaurant, chowing down on a mold that she objected to him politically ... A mold Frêche not, what!

2 - In learning the death of Georges Freche, the group Kool and The Gang was in shock and decided to release a song in his honor:







1 - Despite all the controversies that surrounded him, basically, it was a cream, Freche.

Voila, Georges Freche if not more, fortunately for us fans of puns and other word games crappy, Francois Fillon, Arnaud Montebourg and Noel Mamere are still alive.

PS: I thank the humorist Jean Bloguin who helped me make this post.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

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Rene Taupe he released a song pro-Sarkozy?

After Mireille Mathieu, Faudel and Doc Gyneco, Rene Taupe he would support our new president?

We are entitled to ask after her new song. No, I do not mean "cute cute" which is leading the sales and upset us well this summer. I am talking about his latest single to date: "You talk too much" available for download from October 25.







J'affabule you think? I think instead it may well make a connection with Nicolas Sarkozy, even with the political and social climate.

In this song, Rene mole addressing someone by saying: " Then I'll be there Even if you make your laws." Gold is most known in our country of laws? Our chairman course, with its laws on pensions, against Roma ...

But if we take all the words, one can see a certain resonance with the news:

first CHORUS:
"I think I'm the only one who listens
still"
. Rene
the mole expresses its support Nicolas Sarkozy, despite his unpopularity and current events in France.

"What always comes out of your lips
Sounds so often gore

Allegory on the corner of France safe now?

"Nobody can really nothing
And the way life goes
When you start to cause
Nothing can stop you
"
This is probably a Support our chairman is unwavering deal with strikes and social movements .

CHORUS:
"You talk too strong
You speak too soon
My luck to me it's nothing to see"

reference to hyper media coverage of Nicolas Sarkozy, in which the mole Rene is not paying attention. It's normal, it is myopic. (And yes, it says much blind as a bat).

"It is true that it is not cool, especially since it makes
ouch
Then I'll be there
While you do your laws
" Rene
the mole was the victim of vandals but obviously none is not rigorous.

2nd VERSE:
"It would be really great for once If
you listened to you
Seriously, I think I'll end up
you anymore piffrer"

Clearly, despite its support for our president, Rene the mole seems to suffer as much as we transit strike, shortages of gasoline and other industries that come down a bit rot daily.

BRIDGE:
"Bla bla bla, you're like your mother
Bla bla bla, you too loose air
Bla bla bla, you're like your sister
Bla blah blah, you disgust us
Bla bla bla, but it's too good
Bla bla bla, it's your way
Bla bla bla, you're so cute "


Well, I pass on the sentence about his mother Andree Sarkozy because I do not know what he meant (and I'd rather not know). For his sister, or he is her half-sister Caroline he the side of his father. Either it is a clan chief opposite: Martine? Ségolène? Regardless, since despite the problems his presidency, the mole Rene does not hesitate to say that its present , he gets off.

That my interpretation is correct or not, basically, it's not important, what to remember is that Rene Taupe refrained from farting on his new song, unlike " Cute Cute.





Saturday, October 23, 2010

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Reality TV is a country where we're all friends ... Or not at Koh Lanta

Reality TV is a television genre in itself. It has its own codes and principles that define ... And his pictures!

When I saw the Koh-Lanta last night, I was struck by the first pre-generated image. At 30 seconds into the video, sees the candidate of the yellow team Aurélie there said: "I am not come here to make friends, it's clear."








This sentence makes me smile because now that reality TV is, it appears recurrently when a candidate unloved other does not want to lose face or when a candidate does not really hide his ambition. You do not believe me? CollegeHumor site has yet identified in a manual (rather damning) extracts from American reality shows where candidates prnoncent this sentence-type "I'm not there to make" any friends "that we can translate I'm not here to make friends .







But even if talk of cliche, I prefer to avoid that which is to say, "Real-tv = rotten world." So I could see last night's final Secret Story in reality TV, we can also make good friends ... And fortunately, otherwise it would be a bit sad!








I also hope that the complicity between Brigitte and Josie alias Thomas and Benoit will be implemented in a project on stage or on TV because they gave me a good laugh and I'd like to see them again. Not you?

Friday, October 22, 2010

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: 5 questions before the issuance of this evening

Warning! This is the 6th issue of Koh Lanta "Vietnam" and since we began to know the team well, it's time to ask questions about the implications of the show tonight.


1 - By some miracle, the red team comes she to be yet complete?
Team Red Current, the "Do" is anything but a team ... Women spend their time sunbathing and chat as the hairdresser. The guys are struggling to motivate them to live the camp. There is some tension between sexist men and women. There are also a lot of bad players at the trials of comfort defeats. As for the management of rice which is the only property left by the edible prod, they have not rationed and have already eaten the 3 / 4. There is also no leader to manage this mess.

short, there is no coordination or an ounce of generosity in this team ... Unless the tests for immunity! Because since the beginning of the game, "Do" have won all heats and thus remain to 8 ... after 6 weeks of issuance. But how many inaccuracies can lead to the maintenance of this group??








2 - Why the yellow team they persist in the strategy of failure?
They instead get along well and organized the camp ... Or at least give the impression. They also have a "leader Jean-Pierre.
With all that, they manage to win races to win things for comfort rather nice as a brunch, a phone call to relatives ... But cons, they have lost all events immunities and are found at 5 against 8 of the red team.

What is it from? is quite apparent when looking at the issue. It lies at the beginning of the show, there was a team of men and a team of women (almost a member). Then the teams were being sent mixed. What makes some candidates who were formerly yellow team the red team say they are more or less still red and form a coalition to turn the other yellow.

While logic would dictate, on a team that does not work, that one turns, either the head or the links low. Yet instead of judging the candidates on merit, they are judged by the color team. They still do not understand that this is the wrong tactic and that is frustrating.








3 - Who is the favorite this year?
This year as every year, we are entitled to such characters as Philip the builder, the loudmouth or Jennifer Boris caliméro. But what about an adventurer, a real one, the vein of Gregory, Freddy or Jade? You know, these candidates tend strong link, which is illustrated as in tests sports, strength both admiration than fear. For now, I do not see anyone but I am waiting to see the reunification of personal triumphs and see the candidates to reveal themselves.

4 - Jennifer will she go?
Jennifer is the daughter of Marseille who is not afraid to speak her mind. Unfortunately, she had a big blow blues ... Without doubt the sun beating down too hard while tanning.

The program would have much to lose if she leaves because it's a hard head that can show and tonight we will know definitely if she goes or not ...








And if she leaves her bikini the cameras will be missed ...

5 - Which word of French Will we learn tonight?

Both Benjamin Castaldi has a reputation for being a moron especially among Puppets, as Denis Brogniart someone is telling. We feel that he spends time we want to make beautiful sentences with syntax of the most significant. And in his voice-over narration, it always happens you hear a word we no longer heard in years, a word that can do more than 4 syllables and can impress upon you evenings in the spring ...
What word
Denis Brogniart will teach us this time? You'll know tonight, looking Koh Lanta on TF1 ...








And do not forget to comment on this broadcast live lepost.fr tonight!

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Secret Story: An update on the finalists before the final premium

sing As Jean-Louis Aubert: " Voilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa is finished! "

Tonight Secret Story will end after its 15th week and we'll see it Benoit wins the 150,000 winner. Since there are still

4 candidates involved, make a tour d'horizon of opportunities to win with their strengths and weaknesses.

Name: Bastien
Secret: I'm mentalist
Strengths: Good-
speech, polite, clean him and not too dumb: he has a profile of an ideal son-in-
had the deserves to take the game at 1 degree: he is fully participating in the hunt for secrets and holds the record of the game with 3 secrets found.
-his secret itself is a strong point: it's still a mentalist as in the eponymous series of TF1 and that is remarkable ... for those who believe!
Weaknesses:
Exactly, there to those who do not and think these are the secrets to the fact that he cheated. But recall that that much has not been proven, it enjoys the presumption of innocence. By
-cons, he cheated on two secret missions on which he confided to Stephanie every time. The voice did not fail to punish him for that and even if he is released, it's a little stain on his record.
-Se sometimes playing the candidates about the secrets (since he is a mentalist) and being a leader of his clan (the team-P), it is sometimes passed for someone a little conceited, which has sometimes been challenged.

Name: Senna
Secret my exes are in the house
Strengths:
-it's a nice kid.
"It is also a figure of virtue since it is past the dreaded seducer profile to that of man deeply in love with his sweetheart (albeit in a marriage can).
-Il has managed to place in the finals despite having long been in the minority clan (the family)
Weaknesses:
-It received support from the prod too seeing through: 2 immunities fallen the sky that guaranteed one month into the game and its overexposure Couple ad nauseam, including marriage, fake baby ...
-Even if the couple who took in the game, he remained in the shadow of his beloved Amelia has often sintered with the candidates when he was down. This suggests that it is she who wears the pants as they say ...
-Apart from the girls he has seduced, he has not really related to complicity with the other candidates.

Name: Stephanie
Secret my exes are in the house
Strengths:
"It is the only female among the finalists
-It 's good friend ! She's cute, not too quiet or too flashy. It assumes its role of confidant to Bastien. In short, it is nice!
-Although she's never tried to get her ex Senna, it was often the scapegoat of Amelia, the darling of Senna, which victimizes.
Weaknesses:
-has a reputation as a man-eater because it has accumulated 3 exes in the house (Senna, Robin, Maxime)
-has been very discreet when scruples about having recovered nearly 67 000 that Bastien has assigned on a whim. Especially it is ready to report, if it does not win tonight .
-relationship she had with Maximus seemed very bland next to that of Senna and Amelie as they were a couple gnan-gnan who was content to be discreet kisses ... Not quite worthy of the real-TV, that ...

Name: Benoit
Secret We are the couple's favorite fake Internet
Strengths: If
-Secret Story is a show, he has understood since it makes the show! Always the first to laugh, partying and dancing, he has always shown a good spirit and good humor are a pleasure to see.
-He has a formidable distributed, often the right word at the right time and the boys Gayssip duet he did with Thomas (the famous Brigitte and Josie) allowed us to properly laugh.
-Even if it's a crazy all out there, it's primarily a gay candidate appears on TV. And if he wins, it will annoy some homophobic (and that's good news).
Weaknesses:
"He never got hidden secrets to hunting, it gives him a little above his head. Not that he was often wrong (as Thomas, for example) he just never really tried. It has long-
sent over other candidates picks in their backs to please the right word. But such gossip could have one side "language of p * te".
-did not seem to have much general knowledge. On the Internet, we saw read a question on Pierre Desproges Apéricube, we gave Peter " Dèsseprogue . At the same time, have general knowledge, this is not what we are asking a candidate to reality TV.

I could play it by saying that I'll risk a prediction, but we know about who will win and even in what order. Besides, I have the same shift as the site of Morandini:

4th: Senna
3rd: Stephanie
2nd: Bastien
Winner: Benoit

Now what remains to be seen Tonight, if we are entitled as a surprise (but I do not think too much ...)

Thursday, October 21, 2010

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And if "Jackass" was a group of girls?

Welcome to a world severely burn ...

On 3 November, the madmen of Jackass will arrive in our cinemas with the film "Jackass 3D". (So plan for the sub glasses).







For those who do not know Jackass is a group of schoolboys stunt specializing in the cascade as stupid and dangerous, with the main objective to laugh the other group who witness the spectacle .

Note that the film has been talk of him leaving the United States, because with 50 million dollars in revenue after its first weekend of operation, it is a surprise success but also the Best start ever for a film released in autumn!

So I pose a question to members of Jackass: shared by all the stunt group?

They are also barred from each other? is obvious.

They have no pride? To their bullshit is preferable.

No, what I'm getting at is that Jackass is a 100% male, where there is reluctance to humiliate and humble themselves to others for the sake of the joke. And therefore, women have no place there.

Except that comic site collegehumor.com have imagined that this could give Jackass but transposed for girls. Here is "Jackass for girls":








I love the fall because it's true that if we remove the symbolic and wonderful, childbirth is actually in the spirit Jackass.

But I do not stop there. For those you just saw, before being women, they were children and when we are children, one is inclined to mischief. So here Jackass version girl with "Little Miss Jackass".








propulsion in a trolley version "Little Miss Jackass" is at once less spectacular but it's less dangerous (fortunately for her). It

kidding, you're joking ... But with all this, you might wonder if an equivalent of Jackass with girls has existed for real . Well, I have the answer and I must admit that ... Yes! (And that's not good news).

In 2007, the American channel Fuse began a program Rad Girls "where 3 girls who are not faint of heart did a lot of stunts and hidden camera enough trash.

I found some clips on YouTube that are not in the bidding or in a softer version of the pretext that they are girls. "Rad Girls" is the same as in Jackass stunts, challenges dégueus ...
And now we understand why the guys from Jackass are because Rad Girls is a pretty murky.

As I'm nice, I put a sample not too trashy but know that there are other clips on YouTube that show Rad Girls is light years away from glamorous.









worth mentioning that if the movie "The 11 Commandments" with Michael Youn is what is closest to Jackass in France, a Commands edited out (but present in the bonus DVD) was mixed. It was a meal made up of men and women, where after ingesting laxatives, a competition was launched on who would run as late as possible to the toilet. We have had the opportunity to see the head that makes a girl when she is empty inside.








To conclude this section, I pose a question to be debated:

Parity must also exist in the trash or do you instead
all Women is princesses?

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

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Surprise: the director of the new clip is from Cali ... Rémi Gaillard! The pubs

"He who does anything, it becomes anyone." This is the leitmotif of the champion of the joke on the net Rémi Gaillard. Now, he can also say: "It is in doing anything, you end up in the clip of Cali."

Indeed, the number 15 will release the fourth album of Cali "Life is a rainbow trout, rainbows swimming in my heart" whose first single is titled "Mad Love". And surprise to the clip of this song, since it is composed of previously unseen footage of Montpellier Rémi Gaillard, best known for his humorous videos clicked several million times.

The theme of passionate love in words is shown in the sauce with Rémi Gaillard moultes images of animal costumes, elevator, unlikely couples, golfers of cops and shit ... In short classics put to the taste of the day for the singer singing one sees Perpignan his song on the set of Taratata (in a program that will next month).


The song is very punchy, very rock and pictures pasted to the universe of Cali brings to the overall surreal touch that is welcome. According to a

article Midi Libre, the singer who was first the process of contacting the troublemaker, being a fan of him and describing him as "a poet who walks in the world. It touches me greatly." It fell well as Remi Gaillard was also a fan of Cali: " With his songs, he accompanied me like a big brother when my girlfriend left me .

short as they say, these two were made for each other as shown by the end of the video but shhh ... I say no more ...





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Windows phone they take us for idiots?

I remember a skit of unknown where they played on stage with cynical advertising ethics was "Never take people for idiots but do not forget they are."

This kind of reasoning came back to mind when I saw the two pubs that currently go on TV to sell us the Microsoft Smartphone. Rather than extol the qualities of the product, the advertisements in question prefer to be provocative about the habits of users of these phones with multiple applications. Basically, the ad attacking us. But before going further, here are the evidences.













Everyone looks at her door and can interpret this campaign in many ways. For my part, I made three assumptions about what Microsoft had in mind.

Hypothesis 1: "Look how ridiculous you are when you behave like rags with your phones. By cons, if you buy ours, it has nothing to do with before."

Hypothesis 2: "smartphones competitors (iPhone, are you there?) offered too many applications, too many services. That's why Microsoft offers another mobile phone but a bit worse than others for months that you are addicted. "

Hypothesis 3: " smartphones, it rots your life. That's why we step in selling you ... uh ... well ... uh Smartphone "(here, here).

After Windows phone itself, I do not know what it is but I guess it must be a good product. But what's on, what this is not by paying my face I will not hold my iphone 4 to move to competition.

So if the ad agency of Windows phone took us for Gogos, to choose, I prefer the "Phone" Lady Gaga.