Thursday, February 28, 2008

Bloody Discharge After Leep

War yogurt will not occur.

For over eight years I was a merchant. This activity had its good and bad sides and I am so happy to have sold my business, I do not regret for having created. Among the pleasant things of my life as a merchant, there was contact with customers. Sure, get a thousand clients each day did not make me particularly euphoric but overall I had a customer rather nice thing to say, courteous and indifferent in most cases.

Established in an area of activity of the "9-3" I of course regular visits of people from turning burglary trip and more rarely some ghetto scum city youth but the majority of my clients were as active in an area of activity, it does there are only businesses. Yet among these active customers on their own and there were a small minority of unbearable pain in the neck: those who came to expose myself catalog customers of their rights and duties of my shopping correlative. Nine times out of ten, the problem was due to pay by credit card.

For those who do not know, a cash payment by credit card is not free for the merchant. A commission is deducted proportionately by the bank on each transaction. In my case, the committee had a floor that made the deals under 28.50 € uros too expensive for my taste. So I decided not to accept payment by credit card below that amount.

apple of discord


The vast majority of my clients accepted the provision that I always took care to argue, and settled in cash or arranging to exceed this threshold. Others, fortunately a minority, did not accept it and decided not to buy anything from me, which was certainly unfortunate for my turnover but quite legitimate. As to pests, despite my efforts to try to make them understand my position, they always react the same way and prancing fool: "You have no right!"

It is astonishing that many people, even though they are probably a minority, believe that the merchant MUST accept payment by credit card "from 15 € uros (!? !) and therefore have the RIGHT to require that the infamous shopkeeper who receives them in his store bends to their will and "the law"!?! About the famous law, I amused myself on several occasions to deliver goods to one who would give me. As well tell you right now, this proposal has never cost anything because nobody has been able to bring me a bill that does not exist.

Corpus delicti


Beyond all the threats more or less comic and all agencies avengers who did not fail to look at my practice "illegal" (police, justice , DGCCRF, Bank Card, 60 million consumers, etc.). I always watched those individuals with a certain fear (just before the shit at the door) as it is, in my opinion, with this kind of characters that one creates perfect little Nazis.

You and I as consumers, have absolute power, that of buying or not buying a product, if indeed that competition exists and is not distorted. On second thought, this power is huge because no company is too big it can not afford to see its long term sales decline and its products remain in store, especially if they are perishable!

You probably see where I'm coming from? Food remaining to rot on the shelves are a net loss for the entire industry that sells you the producer to the distributor. If you find that the yogurt, pasta or ham are too expensive you can not buy more, nothing says you have to and if you absolutely must get you, you can select the cheapest product, which will produce the same effect on the product too expensive: it will remain on the shelf.

This mechanism is called competition and I do not pretend to make you discover but when I read that the government "created an observatory of prices and margins that suppliers and distributors will explain how they build their prices ", I feel as discomfort. When I see the" den mother "of the opposition calls of" control urgently margins of supermarkets ", I wonder whether to laugh or cry.

I am sure that those customers who have the RIGHT pay for their purchases with credit card find perfectly legitimate for the government to come recover the fair price of foodstuffs. If that's not enough, they probably will approve the creation of "state store" where they can buy their pasta and ham at a price fixed by the Ministry of Food. And then as we will be the Ministry of Health will determine the ideal diet (with five fruits and vegetables) and there will be no problems margins "unreasonable". Besides we all know, when is the state that sets the price, the consumer is saved, just smoking or refuel fuel to realize.


In the state store, the customer is king!

So yes, listen to the left and right that we should absolutely control the distribution margins seems to me extremely worrying and those who find that I am exaggerating, I offer a small refreshment ... memory:

Nazism is often seen, mistakenly, as a dictatorship more "capitalist" and "socialist" because private ownership of means of production was not abolished by the Nazis. In reality, the Nazi concepts were on that front, close to those of the Bolsheviks, for example, early in the Third Reich, traders were deported to Dachau because they had raised their prices. Nothing in Munich, 200 people were arrested in 1933, while their shops were sealed and barred a sign indicating: "Store closed on the orders of the police due to price increases, owner remanded at Dachau." (Ref: Der Staat Hitlers, Martin Broszat).

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

The Cinematic Orchestra Piano Sheet

turkey stuffing

Suppose that tomorrow, in a fit of irrational kindness, I suggest you take a ride on my shiny bike. You agree, of course, immediately my generous proposal and heart pounding (finally yours, I control ...), we are moving together towards the quivering fireball that you never thought they could ride, even in your wildest dreams crazy. At this point, I indicates that it is time for us WE EQUIP.
What do you understand? I guess you'll take your head with a helmet properly approved, your right hand and your sinister a solid pair of gloves and, more generally, any part of your self that you want to protect from weather and bumps.

Back from trip, you are literally conquered (e) what was the most extraordinary experience of your life until now very dull and you burn to spend the rest of your life in my light, like an orbiting satellite insignificant around its sun. Sensitive to human suffering and faithful to my natural altruism, I suggest you then TEAMS with me.
Fou (mad) joy, you understand that your modest person will see his destiny radically inflected by partnering with mine and you cry for recognition.

Unfortunately, you need a reality check. Everything was exciting preamble for another purpose than that to convince you, if need be, and that EQUIP YOURSELF TO TEAM not at all mean the same thing.
That said, your spirit is now awake and your sense of syntax as a sharpened blade, I deliver the following sentence to your sagacity:

" Today, the ideal would be that both candidates agree, equip themselves." You design

immediately that both candidates are expected to agree and ... equip itself with adequate equipment.

but guess what, it's the "turkey Rose" which gave this sentence (in any bravitude ;-) and when you know she wanted to highlight his fears of seeing the two Democratic candidates the U.S. presidency weaken each other, we understand that it has once again taken the language in the French language carpet.


It is also the least funny to see the gravedigger of the PS come and give lessons of unity and coherence to the candidates in question, she was unanimously supported by his party and unite all who knew her energies "comrades" socialists to develop a program whose clarity clear we still dazzled.

As might be expected, propaganda sites as it gargle their laborious essays winner without even being aware of rubbish in them. In this case, I find the name boat particularly appropriate because one of the meanings of this word is: " large boat docked on ships serving lifeboat " One can imagine that after having saved the ship from sinking PS, our master swimmer Malibu-Sur-Charente will do the same for the country in 2012 . It is true that if our little Nico continued at this pace, France asphyxiated will need a serious word-of-mouth. As the slogan of this site " With her, we will climb up the mountain All Together Victory", it seems to me quite symptomatic of leftists who have not stopped rowing. Climb a mountain in a boat will take them another four years ... well

However, this site also offers a "little lesson psychology "as a didactic presentation quite serious and interesting, not like on this other site draft and editorial confused.

Beyond its valuable recommendations, we can also notice Poitevin our turkey is carefully preserved to rule in favor of either of the two candidates, like the whole "gauchitude" French.
course, opportunism is in good political strategy and it is time to elect its champion (the champion) as soon as the polls have given a clear advantage to one of two, to err on the side of the loser cons is politically productive.

But there is another reason why the media and the French political class to articulate their preferences for one of these two candidates. It goes without saying that the right candidate must be as far away as possible from George W. Bush, I remind stunned, was designed directly by Satan with lyophilized DNA of Adolf Hitler. " Luckily, those two are not Republicans. It will therefore decide keeping in mind that the scale of politically correct values of the Soviet French, it is better to be a woman than a man and it is rather be black than white.

Yes ... but is it better to be a woman or black?

To resolve this dilemma, I suggest we do in the U.S. gift of Christiane Taubira which combines the advantages of being a woman, black, born in America and left (south). It could go directly to Washington and cayenne Marie-Ségolène even bring in his luggage. It may also form a quartet with Jean-Luc Socialist Mélanchon who particularly appreciates turkey and illuminated Latino and Dominique Strauss-Kahn who is already there .

Americans know what to do wild turkeys and roses bouquet of four.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Marathon Runner Camel Toe

School for "Guys"

What does being "a guy"? Well, it's not complicated: the guys they love football, and sex, and cars.
It's simple to understand: football, sex and cars. If you like, you're a guy, if not love, you're a queer. At least that's the message that suggested simple if not simplistic, the chain Direct8 (yet loving sex does not necessarily want to say that one is heterosexual).



be so, but personally I like mechanics and to a lesser extent, sex but football leaves me totally cold. So it is about my manliness?

Clearly, I am subscribed to several motorcycle magazines and I go to certain events such as a mechanical rooms, exchange scholarships, competitions, etc.. So far so good, I do nothing to dishonor sex called "strong" manly riding my horse made of fury, noise and metal.

Regarding sex, I'm not subscribed to anything and I do move on and no events in some places dedicated. At first glance, I might consider that sex is less attractive than the mechanics to me. However, if I ever get around to the province to visit a lady in a flea market or rummage motorcycle (or vice versa ...;-) only trained me amorous adventures abroad outside classic tourist or business trips. Moreover, I could buy a stable of bikes that cost me with my ex-wife (who have experienced divorce and especially a liquidation of me understand). My financial commitment seems to tip the balance in favor of "good" sex. So

bikes or sex, y 'which he more attractive? Finally I do not know and it did not matter.

But football? Why should that passion for football is the characteristic expression of masculinity? And first loves football?
Looking in my memories and knowledge, I finally found a few people. My ex-wife's family were especially passionate about baseball and cockfighting. It must be said that Venezuela , soccer is not popular at all. I also have a former brother-in Gers but of course, is a former rugby player. As the only brother in law left me, he loves the automotive, aerospace and electric guitar. My late father was passionate about sailing and none of my friends only interested in football.
On reflection, I find only two people in my life who are interested in this game "the ball" my own son and a good friend who lives in Madrid. My son is a dashing young man and my friend in Madrid is lovely but I can take neither a model because he is my son and it is her.

Seeking to find information on the subject, I found this interesting story that I can finally find out what a guy, a true




Now I know: to be a real dude, I can only let me push the goitre and the ponytail.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Leaflets Hairdressing

victim of racism

One of the buzzwords in the France of the early twenty-first century is undoubtedly the word "discrimination". Used to rhyme, it serves as a shield for many offenders who deploy as a smokescreen to hide atrocities and their perpetrators, to dress up as victims. If you talk about young immigrant living in a city dangerous, you discrimination ... discrimination and racism, there is a (very small) step. So you speak of "city youth" without specifying what "Young" and what "neighborhoods" you're referring to. Everyone will understand you, despite the deliberate vagueness of your statement and totally hypocritical though, you need not fear the condemnation of right-thinking because in Soviet French, it is better to be a scoundrel than a proven racist potential.

To fight against this odious discrimination, one would think that the proper approach would be a reaffirmation of this principle Republican

"Men are born and remain free and equal in rights"

Well not at all, it is not egalitarianism that opposes discrimination but ... another form of discrimination: the "positive" discrimination .

There would be a good and bad discrimination? "Positive discrimination" and a "negative discrimination"? Without look far, it sniffs the air very fast in time which falls within the oxymoron or redundant.
Thus feminism claims to fight against machismo, misogyny, misandry cons and cons parity sexism, as if an injustice could erase another, as if a plague could eradicate the other.

Boulevard of affirmative

This Saturday, I picked a couple of friends at the Montparnasse station. It was very beautiful and I was ready to return quietly to the east of Paris via the boulevard of the same name. It was then that I felt it to be a victim of discrimination means.

Indeed, wanting to travel on what was formerly a Parisian boulevard has very serious consequences. Instead of trying to convince my friends to finish their journey by public transport, or better still in vélib I selfishly agreed to make available my spacious vehicle. In doing so, I have not had the slightest thought to the enormous quantity of carbon dioxide that my wild journey did not fail to generate. Guilty of discrimination against pedestrians, cyclists, prams, strollers, pigeons, sparrows, and other citizens, non-polluting models, so it was just that I am, in my turn, the victim of a punishment commensurate with my fault.

Therefore, and following a coercive logic developed by the political commissars ecology triumphant, it was urgent to transform this simple trip ordeal. This imbecility that is to cause traffic congestion by reducing traffic lanes of the bastards of motorists to a minimum will certainly convince my friends, the next time they travel, crossing the RER turnstiles with their two travel bags, their dog and their daughter for five years unless they can to cram it all in panière of ... a vélib

And worst of all this is that the concept of catastrophic "positive discrimination" is not illuminated in green, far from it. There is even a very senior official that we proposed, there is little to institutionalize ...

Monday, February 4, 2008

Crt Error C0000005 Black Prophecies

The trend is in the mortar

all starts with the little comment from one of my many (sic) readers pointing me an e- mall would be a height of misandry. After a virtual handshake, the player, who turns out to be a reader informs me of the existence 24h00.fr .
This online store offers to buy famous brands at prices supposedly preferential over a period of time. We call it the "sale event". This is the familiar concept of "flash sale" in supermarkets implemented on the Internet but instead offer you diapers or three grapefruit half price for the price of two for fifteen minutes, you can buy the unsold big brands of clothes or cosmetics for a day or until while supplies last.

24h00.fr , who did not invent anything, wants to be the competitor sale-privee.com works on this concept in France for several years and as we said here creator Patrick ROBIN, 24h00.fr is the same as selling -privee.com , but is completely different.
Finally, Mr. Robin certainly knows whereof he speaks when he announces that " Internet tends to see the creation of platforms that offer both brands to sell their products, communicate, and present their world. THAT they are far from a rather segmented. We also observe this trend in the mortar with the creation of spaces for brands which go well beyond a single store. "
Friends of jargon and the approximate combined French, good night! If you really want to understand what the" mortar "English is doing in this story, you can hear here .


Anyway, I talk, I and still not cause the slightest bit of misandry to put teeth into. So now, this gentleman ROBIN, to be quite a misogynist, seems to be convinced that women are more likely than men to buy things they not necessarily need. He therefore calls his shop "portal to shopping online in the feminine" and associates it with an advertisement that is for "girls"

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Great Bordeaux wines, surfing, DIY ... a week that promises to be a little more masculine than usual! Do I have already explained why at 24h00 preferred girls? For one simple reason and that's not a scoop: ARE WOMEN LESS SELFISH THAN MEN! Gentlemen I know it hurts, but it a reality. Us, most of the time we limit our purchases to the pair of sneakers, hard drive, and wine ... then they willingly buy for themselves, for children, for their guy, their in-laws and even for "Aunt Jane with whom we will lunch on Sunday and where we still can not get their hands empty! "Even when we offer brand-male or mixed, you are very likely to buy for him ... For you at least you know its size, and you do not use the excuse "I was too afraid of being wrong! "Gentlemen, believe me, give yourself room for error. Even if you 've got the wrong size or color, sometimes it's really the "attention" that counts. Patrick Robin



We note in passing that for Patrick Robin, the "urban women between 25 and 45 which make up 80% of its clientele are" girls ". Imagine Mennen we sell our products by telling us: "For us boys?

For the rest, I will not insult your intelligence by explaining how the content of this advertisement is offensive and misandry. I would simply suggest that you imagine a world in which you sell bicycles criminalizing 4x4, mineral water and wine by denigrating the chewing gums by demonizing the tobacco ...